TOP THINGS ID RATHER DO THEN RUN INTO YOU

ID RATHER SHAVE MY HEAD
ID RATHERBE HUNTED DOWN BY TIGERS.
ID RATHER BE STRUCK BY LIGHTENING.. TWICE.
ID RATHER CUT MY BELLY BUTTON OFF AND SEW IT TO MY FOREHEAD
ID RATHER DANCE LIKE AN IDIOT ON A PUBLIC BUS OR SKYTRAIN DOWNTOWN
ID RATHER EAT WEEK OLD GARBARGE
ID RATHER CLEAN MYSELF WITH A SOAPED UP PORCUPINE
ID RATHER BE SOME LOSERS ONE NIGHT STAND
ID RATHER BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY GSP!
ID RATHERLEAVE A 9 VOLT BATTERY ON MY TONGUE FOR 3 DAYS
ID RATHER CRASH MY CAR INTO A SEMI TRUCK ON A HIGHWAY.. AGAIN
ID RATHER DROWNED IN A BATHTUB
ID RATHER CUT MY HANDS OFF
ID RATHER SMELL A SWEATY MANS AFTER WORK OUT ARMPIT
ID RATHER WALK THROUGH THE MALL NAKED
ID RATHER CHOKE MYSELF WITH A CABLE CORD
ID RATHER BE LEFT FOR DEAD ON AN UNCHARTED DESERT ISLAND
ID RATHER  DIE IN MY CLOSET DURING A HOUSE FIRE
ID RATHER BREAK MY NOSE.. ON PURPOSE
ID RATHER  ROLL IN A MUD PUDDLE IN AN EXPENSIVE DRESS ON MY WEDDING DAY
ID RATHER EAT A PILE OF LEAVES AND DRINK OCEAN WATER
ID RATHER WEAR CLOTHING MADE OUT OF PUBIC HAIR FROM MULTIPLE MEN
ID RATHER THROW UP ON THE PRESIDENT
ID RATHER SNORT A TRAIL OF ANTS
ID RATHER SAW MY EARS OFF AND STAB MY EYES OUT
ID RATHER LIGHT MYSELF ON FIRE AND RUN TO A GAS STATION
ID RATHER LICK AN ELEVATOR BUTTON AT THE SURREY SKYTRAIN.
ID RATHER SLIP ON A BANANA PEEL AND BREAK MY NECK DOWN THE STAIRS.
ID RATHER LOSE MY VIRGINITY TO A SUMO WRESTLER.
ID RATHER GET SMACKED IN THE FACE BY A HOCKEY PUCK
ID RATHER GET STAP STEAK TO ME AND GO INTO A BEAR CAGE.
ID RATHER BATHE WITH MY HAIR DRYER.
THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS THAT ID RATHER DO THAN RUN INTO YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE..